I Truly Hate Scousers
Last night I went to the bar to drink watery, cheap lager, eat diarrhea-inducing chicken wings and watch the Chelsea-Liverpool game. If you are unaware, prior to this game Chelsea held a 1 point lead over United at the top of the table with 2 games left. A win against Liverpool would leave Chelsea only needing to beat Wigan on the final day of the season to win the league. Even if we won all our remaining games, there would be nothing we could do to stop them.
Liverpool hate United. United hate Liverpool. Liverpool have won 18 league titles. United have won 18 league titles.
For a team with no future and certainly no present, the past is all that a team like Liverpool has left. It cannot be easy to let go of former glories. To have United win more league titles than them (and this, believe me, is inevitable) would leave Scousers across Merseyside crying into their bins.
However, fear of losing their one stronghold over United is simply not an excuse to bend over and let 11 Chelsea rent-boys run a train on them is it? Don't they want more credibility than that?
The Liverpool fans hung a banner at Anfield declaring themselves 'Cockney 4 a Day', essentially conceding that they wish their own team to lose in order to prevent United winning the League. That's disgusting. Nobody at United would ever expect a favour from Liverpool, just that they'd do their job. I never genuinely believed that the fans would want to lose.
Steven Gerrard is a cheat and I will say no more on the matter.
What really bends my head though, is that the 40,000+ Scousers that were stuffed into Anfield yesterday had paid good money for their tickets. It's not cheap to go to a Premier League game, and those fans would have been out robbing DVD players, nicking stuff from bins and defrauding the benefits system for weeks in order to go to the Chelsea game. And all to watch their team lose.
United have to beat Stoke next weekend and hope that Wigan do a job on Chelsea. I'm not giving up hope yet.
But if we don't win it this year, then we fucking will next year. And I can't wait for the next time we meet Liverpool at Anfield after that so we can shove all 19 titles down their cheating, Scouse throats.
Same old Scousers. Always cheating.
Love, Smithy x
Posted by Smithy at 3.5.10