In Defense of John Terry
I mean, it's not like he's ever been banned from the England team while on an assault charge. Or that he's ever been fined by his club for taking the piss out of Americans on September 12th 2001. Or that he's ever been caught on camera spitting on an opposing player in a Champions League final. Or that he's ever been caught giving illegal tours of Chelsea's training ground and pocketing 10 grand in payment. Or that he is the biggest culprit in the Premiership for harassing referees. Or that he once attempted to pull a red card out of the ref's hand as he was showing it. Or that he's got the world's most annoying face/voice/attitude to life.
Don't take the captaincy from him for shagging his team-mate's ex!
Take it because he's a c**t.
Love, Smithy x
Posted by Smithy at 10.3.10