Whoops!

It's always nice, from the other side of the world to see your home town making the headlines. I'm from Bury, a small town on the outskirts of Manchester, and we rarely make the papers beyond our flailing 2nd division football team and the odd reference to our 'world famous' Bury Black Pudding (you heard of it, world?).

It was something of a shock though, after I clicked a link labelled Testicle was cut off 'by mistake' to see that this took place at Bury's Fairfield Hospital! I was bloody born there! Although rumours that it was a mistake by the same surgeon that created my third, glittery testicle are unfounded.

Imagine going in for routine surgery and having one of your nuts chopped off. It doesn't bear thinking about, does it? Wasn't there a story about that on Scrubs once?

Anyway, before I go for 2-4-1 fish & chips with the missus (2-4-1 means 2 portions for 1 person, right?) I'll leave you with another awkward ESL video, maybe my favourite so far.